My 5 year old son Dylan, always makes me laugh with the cute things he says, and how he says them. I hope the little things he says puts a smile on your face too.
*So Im cleaning and jamming out to some country music...
Dylan " mom could you please turn down your music!?"
mom " y!?"
Dylan " Well that music is embarrassing me!" with his arms crossed and a very frustrated look on his face.
*Milo (our cat) always hangs out on top of our fish tank...
Dylan "Milo loves my fish, I think they are best friends" Mom " ummm how do I put this... Milo wants to eat them!!!"
Dylan- mouth drops and he gasps
Dylan " GET DOWWWWNN THOSE ARE MY FISHHHH!"
*Dylan " MOMMMY Milo is bleeding in his ear!? " ( our cat)
Mom " he is? "Dylan " yeah hurry quick get him a band aid!!!"
*Playing card games and dylans new words instead of saying "awww shux" is "aww nick blickets"
*Riley (our pup) was sneezing bc I was spraying cleaner and cleaning...I go in the other room and Dylan has no shirt on or pants...Dylan said "mom my clothes had bless yous all over them!
*Mom "Dylan let's clean ur ears!"
Dylan " Yaay I love to start my ears on fire!" (Ear candeling) hahahahahahaha then the whole time he is getting it done he says "sounds like rice crispy cereals, I love it"
And of course when we r done "I wanna see my germs"
We cut it open to see all the wax! GROSS!
*Dylan was showing grandma his kitty on skype and he says "Milo scratched me on my lil nickle"...(Which is his term of nipples, he has always called them nickles for some reason
*At McDonalds mike got up to get pop...I put my arm around dylan and told him I missed him last night and was so happy he was good for his babysitter and kissed him...he said "mom don't let daddy see u!"
I said "y!?"And he said "bc he will say awwwwww" and he rolled his eyes!
*Dylan " mom Im going to go in daddys bag when he goes far away" (daddys a soldier getting ready to deploy)
mom " ummm doubt it...whose going to stay and protect mommy and baby from the bad guys?" Dylan " okay I wont go...but dont tell anyone...just you and dad can know...and God"
*Mom " umm y are u drinkin my drink when urs is in the kitchen?"
Dylan "my bad"
* Dylan kissed my hand out of nowhere and said "that means I love u!"
*me " Dylan NOOO running in the house!"
Dylan " What if i run like a girl and go slow?"
*So I was tlking to my husband the other day and told him to do me a favor and he said "Roger" and didnt realize he said it! hahaha... so I told Dylan tonight " no getting out of your bed or you will have a consequence in the morning and he said "Roger mom"
*I asked dylan "where did u get ur good looks?"
Dylan "god"Me" not mommy?"
Dylan kisses my cheek and says "nope just God"
*Dylan is sad he can't have a piece of cake so he told me "if u don't let me have cake now I'm gonna cry forever.." Bout 20 min later mike said "Dylan is crying, what's wrong with him?" I said "oh he's gonna cry forever cuz he can't have a piece of cake right now!
*heard Dylan praying and he said "Jesus plz make my friend down the street stop saying Stupid when he is in my toy room...I don't like it,Amen"
*Dylan and I were swimming .I was spinning him around and he looked at me and said "its just u and me neighbor!"
*Dylan came crawling in my bed and I told him when we was a baby we wld say " hiii mommmy I lub u" and he said " yea but I'm not a baby I'm a kid...I can hop on one foot, jump off of 5 steps, make kool aid"
